Sunday, June 9, 2013

Injustice or MKVSDC2?

I've been playing a lot of Nether Realm Studio's Injustice: Gods Among Us. Yes, it does settle who would win in a fight Batman or Superman. Yes, Aquaman is actually good in the game. No, Deathstroke players have no skill. Yes, all the bigger characters only trait is some form of armor. Yes, Batman is one of the easiest if not the easiest character to learn how to play as properly. There's even a comic series based off the events in the game.
                                                       
But that's not what we're here to discuss. Recently NetherRealm added Mortal Kombat favorite Scorpion to this once DC-Only fighter. Whether this will be the only Non-DC character in the game is unknown but I have a feeling everyone's favorite cryomancer may be making an appearance in this 2013 blockbuster hit.
                                                                           
  
That being said, is this DC-only fighter really DC-Only. Or will it become viewed as a sequel to the 2008 fighter Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. While both games are made by the same people, I see this as a possibility. Let's just pray to Raiden that they dont bring back that god awful rage mechanic or it may just become MKVSDCU2
                                                                 
Stay Gold Til Next Time
Chinese Electric Batman

P.S. Do Not Sniff The Fruit Salad
      
                                                          

Announcement 1

I HAVE A BONER. That is all

Stay Gold Til Next Time
Chinese Electric Batman

Saturday, June 8, 2013

TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's just take a second to discuss the best thing in the world. Video Games? No. Anime? No. Hot Chicks In Bikinis? No.
                                     We're here to discuss the earthly object known as TINY MINISKIRTS!
                                                                               
                                                      
That's right kids. These heavenly garments will make you not want to call your doctor after having an erection lasting more than 4 hours. What do you think this is a Viagra commercial?
                                                        
They're just the kind of thing that makes you want to become fuhrer so you can make all female officers wear them. Remember we're not talking about this and we're not talking about this we're talking about this
                                                         
TINY MINISKIRTS are the answer to everything. What's the meaning of life? TINY MINISKIRTS. What's 2+2? TINY MINISKIRTS. Honey, where did I put my car keys? In the same drawer as your TINY MINISKIRTS. A vote for Mustang is a vote for TINY MINISKIRTS
I am Roy Mustang and I approve this message.

                                                                                          Stay Gold Til Next Time,
                                                                                                        Chinese Electric Batman
P.S. TINY MINISKIRTS

Darker Than Black by Chinese Electric Batman

He learns to fight
With blade in hand
He learns to kill
He learns the truth
He can take a life
He goes insane
And pays the price
All this murder
Makes his soul 
Darker than black

Itchy Ears?

Ok so lately whenever I talk to this girl over the internet my ears start to itch. My friend says "Dude you just want to do her" but I just look at him like
                                                     
In all honesty though he says that about every girl I ever talk to. I'm not some kind of super horny dragon.
                               
But whatever it's no big deal. Maybe I'm just looking too deeply into this whole itchy ears nonsense.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES                                                                 

Also remember kids, drugs are bad. So don't be bad by doing drugs. Mmkay? 
                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                            Stay Gold til Next Time,
                                                                                                          Chinese Electric Batman
P.S. I am so stealing the declaration of independence and there is nothing you can do about it. Chinese Electric Batman out.

INTROS ARE FOR REAL MEN

Hello and welcome to my blog you little fucktard. (sorry I'm just a little PO'ed at something right now and needed to vent.) Anyways heres a little about myself. My name is Mo. I'm *insert age in respect to October 30, 1996* years old. My favorite color is green. I really like comics, anime, video games, and card games like Yu-Gi-Oh! and MTG (Magic The Gathering for those of you who did not know.) I play a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh! on Dueling Network with my friend. She totally sucks at the game. Out of all the times we've dueled she's probably won one and only because I let her. Anyways, her and I are working on making a comic book series based on characters we have made up during our conversations. We call it Falcon Man and Crow. It's still just an idea but we believe we can make it big. Also, today was my friend Brianna's birthday. Sadly, I couldn't go to her party because I had a job interview at a local card shop. I didn't get the job though. (That's what was pissing me off from before.) Anyways that's enough of an introduction.

Stay Gold til next time,
Chinese Electric Batman