Itchy Ears?

Ok so lately whenever I talk to this girl over the internet my ears start to itch. My friend says "Dude you just want to do her" but I just look at him like
                                                     

In all honesty though he says that about every girl I ever talk to. I'm not some kind of super horny dragon.

                               

But whatever it's no big deal. Maybe I'm just looking too deeply into this whole itchy ears nonsense.

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